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Cheesemint, Born And Raised
Arrogant, misanthropic, foul-mouthed and bearded, Matthew rarely utilises his powers for good. Early on, his gaming ability afforded him the pseudonym The Red Right Hand. Matthew is also much stronger than Adam Gunton and a great deal more handsome.

Born in Camden, London, 1876ad, Matthew was accidentally frozen and later revived in 1984. Much to his disgust, the inherent mannerisms of his Victorian nature seemed antiquated and out-of-place; as such growing up in the latter part of the 20th Century proved difficult. After serving a short term with a Russian intelligence bureau and four years mining the coastal regions of Connacht for Argireline and Diazepam, Matthew returned to the United Kingdom. The Whole Is Greater Than The Sum Of Its Parts
London Irish / Film Critic / Misanthrope / Facial Hair / Daredevil / The Comedian / GLaDOS / Assassin's Creed / BioShock / Final Fantasy VII / Silent Hill 2 / The Godfather / Rebel Without A Cause / The Maltese Falcon / Carnivale / Father Ted / Invader Zim / Paradise Lost / The Count Of Monte Cristo / The Lord Of The Flies / Nine Inch Nails / Queens Of The Stone Age / Tool / Mindless Self Indulgence / Romeo Y Julietta / Bolivar / Montecristo / Alexander The Great / Art Deco / @stoghz

Unable to really connect with the dirty farming folk that inhabit the East of England, Matthew traverses the streets of Norwich with a scowl and menacing glare constantly slapped across his face - to ensure as little contact as possible. Now, a professional film critic, he spends the majority of his time hidden in his Art Deco themed house.
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For information on fellow cheesemints, follow these links:

Dave Chapman   Debbie Chapman  
Emma-Jane Corsan Adam Gunton  
Charlie Meigh   Georgie Oatley
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