Matthew Stogdon (Cheesemint Biographies)

Cheesemint, Born And Raised
Arrogant, misanthropic, foul-mouthed and bearded, Matthew rarely utilises his powers for good. Early on, his gaming ability afforded him the pseudonym The Red Right Hand. Matthew is also much stronger than Adam Gunton and a great deal more handsome.

Born in Camden, London, 1876ad, Matthew was accidentally frozen and later revived in 1984. Much to his disgust, the inherent mannerisms of his Victorian nature seemed antiquated and out-of-place; as such growing up in the latter part of the 20th Century proved difficult. After serving a short term with a Russian intelligence bureau and four years mining the coastal regions of Connacht for Argireline and Diazepam, Matthew returned to the United Kingdom.

Favourite Weapons:
Dragunov SVD-137 Sniper Rifle / Drum Sticks / Pyramid Head's Knife / The element of surprise

Proudest Gaming Achievements:
Completing Rock Band's vocal career on Expert, beating Episode 1 of Half Life with only one bullet, completing the Cargo Ship Mockup in Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare in 18 seconds and anything in BioShock 1 & 2

Unable to really connect with the dirty farming folk that inhabit the East of England, Matthew traverses the streets of Norwich with a scowl and menacing glare constantly slapped across his face - to ensure as little contact as possible. Now, a professional film critic, he spends the majority of his time hidden in his Art Deco themed house.

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Dave Chapman Debbie Chapman
Emma-Jane Corsan Adam Gunton
Charlie Meigh Georgie Oatley