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Cheesemint, Born And Raised
Born in East London, Emma-Jane's life has thus far involved multiple petty thefts, brutal stabbings and cockney rhyming slang. Her life of crime was thwarted when she left the dirty East for...the dirty East (Anglia). Alarmed at the lack of violent knife crime she has since immersed herself in video games, substituting the people of Norwich for onscreen zombies.
Despite her many, many conflicts and violent spats with TV personality, Noel Edmunds, Emma-Jane has managed to avoid any jail time. Her ongoing campaign to replace all school cafeteria menus with Pie & Mash has been a great success but still thwarted by political health and safety bodies. Emma-Jane is also well known in many parts of the world for her ten-part dvd course on self-defence entitled, 'Plaistow-Style Defence: Stab The Swine!' Favourite Weapons:
A knife.. stab and twist! Or a spoon (you don't want to know - really)

Proudest Gaming Achievement:
Being the only girl taking part in a Time Crisis competition at a games convention and coming 3rd out of 25 competitors

Despite her violent nature, Emma-Jane founded the 'Kitty Centre' for the rehousing of stray, runaway, abandoned and abused cats. However, to date, a large lawsuit is being compiled following the allegations that cats were simply being stolen and no rehousing had taken place, implying Emma-Jane has simply set up a kitten empire.
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For information on fellow cheesemints, follow these links:

Dave Chapman   Debbie Chapman  
Adam Gunton   Charlie Meigh  
Georgie Oatley   Matthew Stogdon  
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